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Never
underestimate what a simple "stroke" technique can do to
your life. Light speed with a sixth sense for the Theory of
Turn-Rotation Relationship, his second alias is "The Ed Powers
of DJing." This guy's a veteran when it comes to performing -
check his battle experience and you can almost feel the scars. Don't
blink too much - you might miss something. |
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Don't let the glasses fool you. By day, he is just
another ordinary human being. By night, he becomes Sperm Boy himself
(the real deal, folks), out to seek justice like his mentor Randy
West. Give him two records and watch him shred the sound to infinity
and back again. His diverse abilities behind the wheels of steel
make him one of the most well-rounded DJ's around for any event. |
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There is a saying that DJs look too young for their
age. This Peter North-inspired, 3rd Degree Bouncing Fist Master is
either the perfect example or he just hasn't passed the 7th grade
yet. He can be found showcasing all over the Bay Area and at
competitions locally and nationally (often running away like a baby
cradling the first place trophy in his arms). |
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His call sign is
=)....... and he only understands the FF/REW buttons on his remote
control while women dance across his screen. He fancies
"touching" controls and "pressing"
buttons...which has rewarded him with wet dreams of caressing
records and bouncing faders. His resume as a writer include Rap
Pages Magazine, UrbanEarth.com, the Global Skratch Foundation, and
the highly successful Wicked-Styles.com. |
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He has a test-pressing of Sperm Boy autographed by
Teri Weigel herself. Honest. Rocking the ones and twos isn't the
only thing he's Swift at. Teri's performance has inspired him to
become the household name with DJ competitions, including the DMC
Finals and eventually leading him to become the 1998 World Vestax
Champion. |